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Poison manufacture Tyson owns brands like Hillshire Farms, Jimmy Dean and Aidells sausages. The power of NO!!! Just keep walking past the poison on the shelves - Pumping humans with MALTRODEXDRIN in all those dips and chips - now you know, so refuse to be poisoned, read the label, if it has MALTRODEXTRIN AND MSG it's been POISONED!!!!!

This was so bad I contracted an incurable disease from it.

You became rich?

Best Doritos commercial.

I recently finished watching Folding Idea's video "Contrepreneurs" which is a deep-dive into the wasteland of self-published ebooks. I can't imagine how bad things are now that LLMs are mainstream.

It’s 2023 and I quote this frequently. “What am I going to do with all this gold!?” is a regular phrase when something goes unexpectedly right. Whenever someone asks what I mean I show them this commercial and it is always prefixed with “this is the video that should have won.”

IM A GOLD AGAIN!

still criminal this wasn't chosen.

Ingredients for the slow seeing..these must be preserved equivalent to scrolls in Alexandria: I. Staff of Anubis II. Philosopher Stone III. Rubber Hammer IV. Rubber Nails V. Moon Rock Salt VI. Archimedes Screw VII. Harpsichord VIII. Parachute IX. Blnk X. Bag of Holding XI. Cloud Mist XII. Elven Joy XIII. Lucky Penny XIV. Love Song XV. Erlen Meyer Flask XVI. MarcoScope XVII. Sense of Wonder XVIII. Blankety Blanks XIX. Temporal Glitch XX. Haiku XXI. Nods XXII. Sweeps XXIII. Beeps XXIV. Deeps XXV. Sneeps XXVI. Reeps XXVII. Winks XXVIII. Memories XXIX. Firebals XXX. Congratulations XXXI. Laughter XXXII. Lightening XXXIII. Star Dust XXXIV. Rings of a Tree XXXV. Mother's Approval XXXVI. Mountain Air XXXVII. Cheesiness XXXVIII. Inspiring Footage XXXIX. Smiles XL. Smell Ingredient XLI. Smell of Morning XLII. Love ... Salt

WHY ISN'T THIS KID A FUCKIN STAR!!!!!

I love how he was more concerned about not reaching the chips, then his hand caught in the bear trap😅😂🤣

Some people place zero value in gold and would take Doritos instead.

Still a great commercial

Came here from the 2nd Pony Anthology

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS GOLD!

Ahh... Legendary.

Dave: Do I love fishing for a magikarp,i wonder what pattern im going to get. John: but they haven't been biting recently. Dave: then why are you trying to get a gyrados? John: to breed with my ditto. Dave: oh, you get one yet? John: nope, just more diamonds and gold. Dave: nuts. John: that's the fifteenth time this week, Dave: I got one c'mon, give me a brand new magika- aw nuts! John: d'oh, a legendary Pokemon again! Mewtwo: how did I get here? Dave: What are we going to do with this garbage!?

HE SHOULDN'T BE ANGRY HE HAS THE GIFT. I MEAN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ALL THOSE GOLD

You should buy things ^w^

I was a sophomore in high school when this was made and it’s still just as funny now. This should’ve won the contest

This was freaking hilarious! 🤣

This is the best! My son and I yell all the time "What am I going to do with all this gold!" This is the best commercial ever for any product. How could this have not won?

8 years later and this STILL makes me laugh!

Sometimes I remember this video randomly, and when I watch it for the 536635788 time, I still question why it never won.

8 years later and this is still the best entry in any Doritos commercial competition

Give it to me, I have a safe place for it ;)

How about go to a factory that makes Doritos maybe that will fix everything

*WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS GOLD!?* ...well we could uhhh....smoke it?

Those are hysterical. Great job David

Hey I tried it and got nachos wtf...

I remember this commercial in 2012! My family yelled "I MADE GOLD AGAIN" for like a week after we saw it.

Bears in the woods

0:27 you can make rich

This recipe had to work for someone, otherwise we wouldn't have Doritos at all.

You didn't pander to everyone, that's what you guys got wrong

Can I substitute Mother's Disappointment for Mother's Approval?

Y'see, your problem is that you didn't reach for the lowest hanging fruit or pander to the lowest common denominator.

did this, got doritos, fuck!

Gold are stupid, give me the Doritos!!!!!!

It's funny because Doritos are disgusting

Ingredients listed * Staff of Anubis * Philosopher Stone * Rubber Hammer * Rubber Nails * Moon Rock Salt * Archimedes Screw * Harpsichord * Parachute * Blank * Bag of holding * Cloud Mist * Elven Joy * Lucky Penny * Love Song * Erlenmeyer Flask * Marcoscope * Sense of wonder * Blankety Blanks * Temporal Glitch * Haiku * Nods * Sweeps * Beeps * Deeps * Sneeps * Reeps * Winks * Memories * Fireballs * Congratulations * Laughter * Lightening * Star Dust * Rings of a Tree * Mother's Approval * Mountain Air * Cheesiness * Inspiring Footage * Smiles * Secret Ingredient * Smell of morning * Love * Salt

This is great!

Still my favorite super bowl commercial

wow this was great

Darned alchemist!

If this was the winner, we would of had a whole year of kids screaming "THIS IS GOLD"

Kind of stupid and not funny

Where the fuck am I gonna get some mother’s approval?

...buy doritos?

I feel like im the only one who came here from reddit and not mlp.